Bumgardner


derived from an older german last name, “baumgartner”, meaning gardener of tree groves, the altered name “b-mgardner” is a variation that is more similarly meaning that of a s-xually active person who trains and sells prost-tutes similar to gardening as a pimp.
dylan b-mgardner sells some hot -ss ho’s.
when some pony -ssed chump looks for some sly -ss juicy -ss to kiss
“check out that nick woodman kid f-lch-ng that plumridge kid like hes a b-m gardner or somin”
a noun: when chia pet soil is used for lubrication during s-x. specifically in the -n-s.
“oh dude this one girl im with is totally into getting a b-m gardner its insane”

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