bummer
1. a word describing the misfortune of something or someone.
2. a situation in which no desireable result can occur
3. a negative form of agreement.
4. a response used when the respondee couldn’t care less about the topic at hand.
1. friend 1: my wife left me last night
friend 2: b-mmer for you.
2. man 1: we’re surrounded by venomous snakes!
man 2: wow, this is quite the b-mmer.
3. girl: do you find me attractive?
guy: b-mmer
4. friend 1: it appears that tomorrow is my last day to live.
friend 2: b-mmer
old fashioned uk slang term for a h-m-s-xual man.
there goes a right couple of b-mmers.
when something bad happens.
– b-mmer! there’s a hole in the boat
– b-mmer! there’s a bomb in the bus
– b-mmer! there’s an old person in the car
– b-mmer! there’s a dead guy in the airplane
– b-mmer! there’s a blind guy driving the mini-van
– b-mmer! there’s a hippy in the anti-earth hour national meeting
– b-mmer! there’s a jew above hitlers grave
– b-mmer! there’s a hippy on the road infront of the double decker bus
b-mmer (noun)
1) a derogatory name for a h-m-s-xual of either gender. origin: 1350–1400; middle english bom, meaning the b-ttocks
2) a phrase one uses when disappointed
guy 1: dude, what’s with that guy’s mustache, is he a f-g?
guy 2: that word is offensive, you can’t use it anymore!
guy 1: i can’t say f-g anymore? b-mmer.
guy 2: don’t start calling me names, you b-tt-pirate
a plural of b-mmer meaning h-m-s-xuals. due to their love of -n-l s-x.
apparently all the people that drink in that bar are a bunch of b-mmers
i found a couple of b-mmers f-cking in the attic
meaning tough luck and or thats sh-tty invented by arthur artonomous page
thats a b-mmer dude or its a real b-mmer melissa is wrong
when you have no medical ; see also medical emergency and mother hubbard
b-mmer—–caliguyme: i wish that i could go to the dispensary and pick-up a g of master kush for a 15 donation, but now i live in kansas city africa 1700 miles away. : ( so f”’ing sad—–b-mmer
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