bummus chummus
a b-mmus chummus is a loving gesture between platonic friends. while it is intimate, it is not s-xual in nature and thus can be performed by any gender on any gender. it typically starts out as a hug between two people, when one person reaches down and grabs a b-tt cheek in each hand and gently lifts and separates the cheeks. the duration of the b-mmus chummus can be extremely brief or held for as long as desired. a half b-mmus is when only one hand is used (the other hand being somehow occupied). you can sneak attack a b-mmus chummus by approaching someone from behind, but a true b-mmus chummus is never meant to be mean or make anyone (except onlookers) uncomfortable. variants include the b–bus choobus, scrotus chotus, and l-b–s fl-b–s, all of which require a much greater level of intimacy. a lovely experience is when both friends give each other a simaltaneous b-mmus chummus.
friend 1: “have you ever had a b-mmus chummus?”
friend 2: “no what’s that?”
friend 1: “come give me a hug!”
friend 2: “okay… what the…”
friend 1: “shhhhh”
friend 2: “oh… that’s nice!”
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