bump job
paying a homeless man to allow an individual to snort a line of cocaine off of his erect p-n-s. after all cocaine is consumed, the homeless man proceeds to give said individual f-ll-t–. upon completion of f-ll-t– s-m-n is delivered into the hobo’s beard.
guy 1: hey man you know what sounds good tonight?
guy 2: what?
guy 1: a couple b-mp jobs from frank behind the pier
guy 2: you read my mind bro
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