bump monkeys


1. the act of two females interlocking their legs and humping genitalia to genitalia. 2. when two women b-mp uglies
i knew the party had just started when i caught 2 girls b-mpin’ monkeys in my room!! sweet!!
a guy that goes to clubs, gets on the dance floor, and purposely b-mps into chicks hoping that the chick will start grinding with him.
that f-ckin b-mp monkey out there just tried to grind on my girl. lets beat his -ss!
any member of an internet message board who is contributing unsolicited and unappreciated posts to another member’s thread with the unintended result of “b-mping” the thread to the top of the list of threads each time and thereby keeping the thread current and potentially popular.
“man it really annoys me when he replies to my threads. i wish he’d go bother someone else. oh well, at least i get b-mped to the top everytime he does. he probably doesn’t even realize he’s my b-mpmonkey.”
a drug addict that will do anything for a fix and visits the drug dealer too often. annoying weak person
“he’s just a f-cking b-mp monkey trying to stay in my sac”.

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