Bump on a Turd
something or someone that is utterly and completely useless.
josh is a b-mp on a t-rd so just ignore him.
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- Bumringer
the act of inserting a vibrating cellular phone in the r-ct-m and asking a friend or acquaintance to call said phone for s-xual gratification. i don’t think i’m coming out tonight lads. i’ll probably just stay in, watch jonathan ross and ask mum to help me with a quiet b-mringer.
- jizzy
having the properties, physical or visual, of j-zz man that drink is all j-zzy… 10 more definitions something so incredibly awesome, it has an -rg-smic effect on someone. 1. yo bro that sandwich was so j-zzy! 2. man, how j-zzy is that car? 3. that girl is the definition of j-zzy! when everyone knows you […]
- Jack the retard
jack the r-t-rd is well…. a r-t-rd most obvioulsy. also he is the only r-t-rd to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas good for jack the r-t-rd there goes jack the r-t-rd; the only r-t-rd to get a job
- Officesick
the equivalent of ‘homesick’ except that it refers to missing an office that you were recently a part of, or spent a long time in. having moved to another role that required him to relocate, michael didn’t realise he’d miss his former colleagues and be as officesick as he was.
- Sellersville
a small town in pennsylvania right next to perkasie. can be thought of as perkasie’s ugly little brother. is even worse, however, because perkasie at least has some interesting sh-t in it. everyone in sellersville goes to bed at 8 pm. “hey, i’m from sellersville.” “that gargles b-lls, man.”