Bumper Cars
when two lesbians have s-x. nothing goes in or out, just a lot of b-mping of things.
paula and this sl-t went to play b-mper cars…and i watched them play all night…
(verb) b-mp•er car when an enormously fat person tries to get around you in a crowded place, usually resulting in you being knocked back a few feet away by their huge love handles.
karen: joanie, did you see what just happened?
joanie: did some c-ntbandit steal your drink again?
karen: no! some stupid fat-ss just b-mpercarred me right into the garbage can.
joanie: did you spill your drink?
karen: no.
joanie: oh, thank god.
reverse motorboating; when a woman comes up behind someone and shakes her br–sts against the back of that person’s head… unexpected and possibly unwelcomed.
s: “i just saw something an now it’s burned into my retina’s”
e: “what is it?”
s: “that girl in the green shirt just went up to that girl who’s sitting down and greeted her using the b-mpercar technique.”
kn-bjockey
steven you b-mpercar
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