Bumper Chodes
noun: an incident involving two chodes in which said p-n-ses, either intentionally or through sheer coincidence, b-mp into each other. the chodes do not have to literally b-mp and repel; merely rubbing against another chode const-tutes a b-mper chode event.
please take note that this definition utilizes the proper (and more comedic) meaning of the word “chode,” that is, a p-n-s wider than it is long.
i got real drunk and played a game of b-mper chodes with ryan last night.
i was trying to get into the bathroom at the club when i inadvertently played b-mper chodes with some random dude.
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