bumpermagnet


a stupid bicycle rider/skateboarder who does not follow rules or, especially, common sense when riding on streets with cars. mostly seen in college towns or larger urban settings. this can also pertain to walkers, stroller pushers, joggers and fitness fanatics who “can’t let my heart rate drop”. unfortunately, sometimes it drops to zero bpm.
asu has a large number of b-mpermagnets on the street. especially between 8am and 3pm.

the best way to become a b-mpermagnet is to wear headphones while skateboarding in traffic. lucky is when you just get a case of road rash.

this b-mpermagnet was nothing but a smear on the pavement when he ran a stop sign when a bus was coming.
a stupid bicycle rider/skateboarder who does not follow rules or, especially, common sense when riding on streets with cars. mostly seen in college towns or larger urban settings. this can also pertain to walkers, stroller pushers, joggers and fitness fanatics who “can’t let my heart rate drop”. unfortunately, sometimes it drops to zero bpm.
asu has a large number of b-mpermagnets on the street. especially between 8am and 3pm.

the best way to become a b-mpermagnet is to wear headphones while skateboarding in traffic. it is lucky is when you only end up with a case of road rash.

this b-mpermagnet was nothing but a smear on the pavement when he ran a stop sign when a bus was coming.

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