Bumpin Dicks


b-mpin d-cks is the act between two or more males. typically h-m-s-xual males that involve the pressing of their male genitalia together repeatedly as a type of foreplay to aid in their arousal.
it is also used as a derogatory slang to offend a seemingly heteros-xual male who may of done an individual wrong in the past or towards someone/something they simply dislike or irritated by.
example 1: i bet that pr-ck doug will be b-mpin d-cks with management at our companies’ annual circle jerk this christmas.

example 2. “guys we’re about to start a heist on gta, would you two stop b-mpin d-cks and join the session already?”

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