Bumping (music)
b-mping is a genre of music that we think came from the infamous ‘stupid house’ of the 90s. it combines the legendary donk b-ss with some really hard and fast beats ideal for doing some crazy–rs- jumpstyle dancing. therefore it is most liked by people with punky haircuts, ‘welcome 2 paradise’ clothing and puma shoes with a lot of springs or nike tns for example.
b-mping is known (and created) in russia, probably some countries around russia and spain, too.
making a b-mping song normally takes around five minutes while having breakfast; it doesn’t include any supercomplex b-sslines ’cause theyre repeating the same 2 bars through the whole song, build-ups can be made pretty quick just by adding the cl-ssic alarm sound that comes with the famous virtual dj software, and also the melodies don’t have to be too heart-touching.
but this is already enough to get everyone to say ‘dis is so —-in awesomeeeeee’ and is getting more and more popular everyday.
also, the b-mping donk b-ss has its own secret recipe that no one knows (similar to coca-cola), but it is known that the cl-ssical 90s donk was made by modifying a ‘tubular bell’ sound.
‘there has to be someone more who knows this awesome stuff’, say spanish b-mping-fans. we hope not.
just kidding 😉
video examples in youtube for b-mping (music)
spanish b-mping: watch?v=m7kmr-p7rke
russian b-mping: watch?v=bncacepjlv8&feature=related
b-mping & jumpstyle: watch?v=llaqbl1bxei&feature=related
watch?v=duewiwx2imw
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