Bumptard


somebody who goes into a forum solely for the purpose of writing ‘b-mp’ (bring up my post) repeatedly in order to bring a subject to the top of a list. n-body loves them, but they don’t have the mental capacity to realize this.
“oh man, this forum is covered in b-mptards! i lost sight of the tribadism thread!”

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