bumrection


the act of obtaining an erection with your -n-s, or “b-m”. this exhilerating phenomenom can be experienced by both female and male -n-s, however most common in h-m-s-xual males. a b-mrection usually lasts somewhere in the vacinity of 5 minutes and 29 hours). commonly experienced when watching ben hur…of which no people are bigger than.
-why, your b-mrection is rather large today…may i penetrate you?
-heidi:”wow…what is that odd yet arousing sensation in my r-ct-m…could it be a b-mrection?”
charles:”i’m not entirely sure… but may i poke/prod around and have a look/feel?”
heidi:”sure, just dont touch the b-mrection….its my first and i shall frame it :d “

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