bumshanks


the little bits of sh-t that cling to your -rs- hair, like brown teardrops.
b-ll-cks! i forgot to wipe up my b-mshanks, now i need to go to ethel austins for some new keks.
2 more definitions
1. (verb) the act of make savage love to anothers’ -n-s in a wild, fast pumping, -ss tearing, monkey like way

2. (noun) a f-cking sh-tnosed -ssbag who thinks he doesnt want only to get rimmed in the -ss by large black man

but is worng
1. “hey mikey, sorry i b-m shanked your sister and mother yesterday, hopefully the blood and sh-t will wash out from their sheets”

2. “randel sure is a b-m shank”
1. a gay. on the giving end.
2. a word that you can shout out at the end of a concert.
1. i went to pick up my pen and he got out his b-mshank, now i have a sore -ss.
2. “so here it is, merry christmas. b-mshank…”

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