bumsplosion


the blast of diarrhea that occurs when one has been traveling in developing countries. the detonation is usually preceded by a series of tremors indicating the b-msplosion is imminent and it is time to run toward the closest safe blast zone. the b-msplosion can happen anywhere, however, and unless one has made it to a safe blast zone, they usually find themselves laying on their sides at the site of the b-msplosion for the aftershocks.
i tripped on a little girl while running down the beach, feeling the tremors, and i found myself on my side at the epicenter of the b-msplosion, my head on a sandcastle.

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