Buncle
an uncle that lives in your house. usually, is on disability for a false injury. they smoke cigars and wear jogging pants. typically, a buncle can be seen lingering around your neighborhood, in a creepy, rapist fashion. some believe buncle’s are pederasts, although, there is no evidence thus far. all buncle’s are habitual liars. creating fiction about partying with celebrities, being watched by feds, etc..steer clear of all buncle’s unless you have time to spare. when one interacts, there is no telling when a buncle will ever end his ramblings. it is said to be an abbreviation of the phrase, ” uncle b-m”.
” oh, sh-t! here comes buncle…let’s see what fibs he’s going to tell us today.”
“buncle told me he had lunch with u2 today.”
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a black uncle. one who is african american, or of african decent (black) and who has a very close friend or even a relative that is having a child. thus, since they are black they consider themselves an uncle, but a black uncle or buncle.
one seventh season, episode 2, turk says to carla, after hearing jd’s baby is about to be born:
“i’m a buncle now.”
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