bungee shit


an occurance common with many italian and persian males and most samoan females, it’s a sh-t that once shat, attaches itself to you’re -ss hairs and is pulled back up once its head hits the water.
girl 1: i heard that persians keep scissors by their toilets cause of all the bungee sh-ts they take!
girl 2: i heard black people are more likely to die of heart failure!
–dialogue from recess at john wayne bobbitt elementary

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