bungtual


the ability to release a fart at the best, or worst possible time, i.e. elevator, cubicle, prayer circle, etc.
i thought i was going to embarress myself on the first date, but i saw my opportunity to prove how bungtual i am by releasing the wind at the exact time a locomotive pulled its horn.

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