Buoyant Pendulum
a s-xual position where a man suspends a woman, who spreads her arms and legs straight out, by holding on to her arms and suspending her legs with his own. while suspended, the man then proceeds to perform -n-l s-x on the woman by raising and lowering the woman with his arms and legs. this is one of the most tiresome and difficult s-xual positions known to man. to perform, one must have a large muscle m-ss.
bro, those months at the gym finally payed off. me and my girlfriend tried out the buoyant pendulum last night and i kept it going for seven minutes!
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