burhanfan
a strange creature who appeared on earth approximately in the 1630’s and died in 1643. his physical description is very bizarre, and has been described as having a blobbish sort of human-like body with a big head and instead of hair, random croppings of human fetuses each with a different random expression on its face popping out of his skull follicles. his very short life does not hide the fact that he made a remarkable impression on society at the time, largely due to his ability to be just really f-ckin chill. it is not well known anymore, that on the fateful day of march 8th 1641, burhanfan pwned the sh-t out of santa claus (well known at the time as a gigantic f-ck-ss), then hit claus’ wife and 2 daughters in the sh-tter while santa could do nothing but look on like the gigantic tw-t licker he was. burhanfan basically owned sh-t. he was killed in 1643, on another fateful day in november, when he attempted to give a school of box jellyfish simultaneous dirty comanches. although he was injected with enough toxin to kill 662 squirrels, he was still able to mutter on the brink of death: “just purgin'”.
santa: wurd b-tch.
burhanfan: someone’s gonna get their d-ckhole smashed!
(santa gets d-ckhole smashed so hard)
girl: sup burhanny!
burhanfan: b-tch u don’t call me no nickname! now turn around, im’a purg the sh-t outta ur rump!
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