Burlap Dancing
burlap dancing is combination of burlesque dancing and lap dancing whererin the customer is bundled in a burlap sack while a retro vintage go go strip tease is performed at a safe and respectable and cl-ssy distance in front of him.
popularized in the 1940s and 50s after std ridden soldiers returned home from the far east and wanted safe and repressed hot stripper action.
gunny von sachsen was a popular burlap dancer in detroit and chicago.
burlap dancing is known for a high rate of chafing.
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