burlstache


half of a mustache. some may consider this bad hygiene while other consider it fashionable. probably started by a young man who had an accident while shaving for the first time. some consider the burlstache a myth.
jim: hey dan i think you missed a spot

dan: nah man i’m just rockin the burlstache

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