burnin the muffin
speed f-cking the b-tch, causing heat sores.
dwayne: “w-ssup with yo girl?”
leonard: “i wuz burnin the m-ffin last night …”
this happens when a man and woman have high velocity coital relations, thus causing severe friction burns on the woman’s v-g-n-l region.
“why you walkin’ like that?”
“me and joe was burnin the m-ffin last night.”
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