burning diarrhea
what one may experience after a long night of drinking, or eating lots and lots of sugar before bed.
-hey man, let’s take a morning jog
-not today, my burning diarrhea this morning left me with old school diaper rash
when your diarrhea burns your b-tt hole as it’s coming out. usually happens after you eat a lot of spicy food and the extra capsaicin decided to leave the hard (or soft, liquid) way.
emi: did you see luke?
mitch: nah, he’s back in his dorm with a bad case of burning diarrhea.
emi: oh sh-t that sucks. what did he eat?
mitch: day old b-dubs.
emi: oh, well he should of say that coming.
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