burnstache
a burnstache may occur when a non-moustached person has spent an intense, significant amount of time kissing or rubbing faces with a moustached person. the area above the upper lip will become very red and raw, and may develop bl–dy scratches which could cause scabbing.
“the princess developed a wicked burnstache after making out with mario.”
a style of facial hair popular during the civil war and still respected to this day. the burnstache consists of sideburns leading directly into the mustache – it similar to the beard but the hair on the chin is shaved. a prime example of the burnstache would be that of major general ambrose e. burnside of the union army.
me: why general your facial hair looks absolutley top-shelf today.
major general ambrose e. burnside: why thank you, good man.
me: would you call that a burnstache?
general ambrose e. burnside: enough chit-chat, ive got a rebellion to surppress.
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