burnt omelet
the phrase referring to a s-xual maneuver in which a male, upon reaching climax, -j-c-l-t-s into a female’s ear. the male then folds the female’s ear over itself (as to simulate the shape of an omelet) and proceeds to beat the ear with his erect p-n-s. the beating continues until the ear turns black and blue, or becomes “burned”.
“dude you should have seen the burnt omelet i gave this chick last night, it looked like the chef quit in the middle of breakfast.”
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