burread


to attempt to eat a burrito while reading a book, preferably outside in a park on a nice day.

difficulty can be increased by various factors: poor burrito structural integrity or weak wrap, high winds combined with an improvised paperweight such as your bag of chips, etc.
after rock-climbing this morning, all i can think about is stopping by el farolito so i can go burreading at mission dolores.

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