burst couch
a large, flabby v-g-n-.
“she looked hot, but her minge was like a burst couch”.
1.n. someone or something which serves absolutley no purpose what so ever.
2.n. someone with nothing to do
same as empty tracksuit
1. you can’t even wire a plug you burst couch
2. my friends didn’t show so i was left kicking round the town center like a burst couch.
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