burt and ernie


to sit unreasonably close to your friend when there is plenty of room elsewhere
i looked down at the long strech of open bench, and wondered why my friend was trying to make us into burt and ernie
to sit face to face with a girl while inserting your thumb into her b-m and giving her a cl-ssic motorboat simultaneously.
dude last night roger so burt and ernie’d that girl while they were sitting on the couch.

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