Burtwood


a large member of the tree family dating back to the early 1800’s. burtwoods are very rare, and when in bloom, shower everyone in their path. it’s been an ongoing joke to say someone could wake up with a “burtwood” in their pants.
after a good sleep, jason woke up next to his girlfriend, and she said, “jesus christ, you’ve got a burtwood in your pants!”

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