Bus Spotting


the art of spotting the arrival of a bus, long before it reaches the bus spot. however, bus spotting is a talent usually possessed by people who never actually take the bus.
considered by many as a gift from g-d, scientists continue to work out ways to maximise the gift, while hiring special agents to hunt bus spotters down and “bring them in for testing”
jo: yo boom, 128 on it’s way down!

boom: cool man, nice bus spotting. you comin’ down my joint?

jo: nah, got a plane to catch in 20 minutes.

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