a piece of a twinkie stuck in a nutella jar
man that bus wreck was hilarious
- for research
when you’re gonna jack it but don’t wanna out right mention it “what’s her name… for research?”
- vape jesus
ex-smoker turned on by blowing big clouds of vapor. the “vape jesus” is distinct in style. commonly seen or referred to as a “hippy”. long hair, big beard, loves skinny jeans and cardigans. “mom, that creepy man riding the fixed gear bike blowing clouds is looking at me funny.” “don’t worry son. that’s no serial […]
when a man plows a girl from behind so hard she does a leep frog jump. bob: dude you see caroline over there? bill: yeah?! what about her? bob: i’m gonna to h*llapagoina her from one of the room to the other! bill: word son!
- carbon puss
a cranky person at a social event. it can be plural for multiple cranky people at a social event. what is up with the carbon p*ss*s in the living room?