bush bashing

the just and reasonable critisism of the unelected ‘president’ for reasons which are also relevant. included are a number of equally true allegations such as:
1.) that he resembeles a chimp
2.) that he is a r-t-rd
3.) that he should keep church and state separate and stop f-cking around
4.) that he choked on a pretzel (i mean, he choked on a f-cking pretzel, dear g-d!)
5.)that he is a mindless thrall of corporate interests.
6.)and let us not forget, that he got out of vietnam, was given a college education, and was given a firm footing in politics due entirely to his fathers influence, as well as his own pathetic maleability.
that motherf-cker cut my medicaid!
going for a rough drive out in the australian bush.

this is often done in a 4×4.

to go four wheel driving
taking the car out for a bash in the bush
we went for bush bashing and got stuck in the mud so i had to winch the car out
bush bashing is an action taken by idiots who do not know the true structure of government. bush has no power. bush does nothing. bush is a spokesperson, that’s it. our enemy is congress. they decide to go to war, they decide what laws are p-ssed, and they decide our (oil) taxes and (oil) tariffs! for m-ffins’ sake, open the d-mn u.s. gov’t textbook! he is not a king!
i like bush bashing because i’m a moron who thinks he’s our king!
most internet nerds have similar hobbies… they usually include listening to garbage rock music, obsessing over anime, and bashing president bush, declaring him the worst president ever despite having only lived under a grand total of 3 different presidents.

bush bashing usually includes the infamously popular ‘bush is a monkey’ picture, as well as the ‘village idiot’ factor. in reality, bush went to yale, which is a pretty d-mn fine university for a ‘moron chimpanzee’ to go to.

many of them have really no legit reason to bash president bush. although bush has had plenty of questionable moves in his terms, few of them have affected internet nerds directly. none of them are physically fit to go to war if there ever was a draft (which there won’t be), none of them will ever get laid and have to worry about their partner getting an abortion, and few of them if any have jobs and even if they did, the ‘tax breaks for the rich’ (what?) aren’t going to effect them… particularly because everyone got tax breaks and a big tax return.

even worse are the ones that don’t even live in america, and reside in such politically important places (not) such as canada, new zealand, or the united kingdom (has-been empire). bush is our problem, if he even is one… do you see me b-tching about clubbing seals, or price hikes in tea and crumpets?
h-llraiserannihaihailator339873839xx3987natural born killahs clan: yeah, bush is such a stupid president. he is going to war with the savages who just slaughtered 5000 of our own people on our soil… what a warmonger. if i had a job outside of counterstrike, i’m sure he’d find a way to steal my legal tender too because it is so evil.

foreigner: yes, bush is ze warmonger! he attacked the country that my glorious former genocidical power of a nation was making millions off of in shady deals with. down with bush!