a generic response to a complaint about a politician where george w. bush is mentioned as having been worse.
political staffer 1: we’re getting creamed on social media for his latest decision on the middle east.
political staffer 2: just throw some bush blobs out to calm things down.
political staffer 1: bush blobs?
political staffer 2: yep. just post “yes, but bush was worse” on all of those sites and everything will be fine.
political staffer 1: okay.
- cake anime
an anime with s-xual overtones focusing on young female characters. hey you didn’t tell me that anime you recommended was a cake anime! i love it!
a child who is also a rapist. not hyphenated it is a person who rapes children. i thought he was a child-rapist but it turned out to be a child rapist.
b-tch in french stepmom: how many times do i have to f-ck-n tell you to that i dont have time to buy you school supplies?! im gonna go to sleep you stress me out with your requests! kid: f-ck you b-tch i dont need no chinne to talk to me like that
- coal troll
a sub species of h-m- sapiens, h-ll-bent on demonstrating the extraordinarily small size of their genitals and iq. they do this by revving their oversized diesel trucks or little d-ck truck and blowing black smog or rolling coal all over everyone, usually bikers and people in smaller, more efficient cars. trent: you see that babe?! […]
- cotton cobra
tampon/menstral pad girl 1: brittany! come into the water with us! girl 2: i can’t. i’m currently riding the cotton cobra. girl 1: ah sh-t. yeah sit your -ss on the bench. we don’t need your shark juice up in here.