Bush Bulge

during the first presidential debate on september 30, 2004 a mysterious bulge was spotted under george bush’s jacket.

many experts have speculated that bush was wearing a “personal cueing device”, or what newscasters and movie makers call an ifb. a company called comtek makes an ifb system which matches the size of bush’s mysterious bulge.

a wireless ifb (like the comtek) consists of a hidden radio receiver worn on your person which then relays audio to a small earpiece which fits entirely in the ear (like a tiny hearing aid). prepared lines or “cues” which are to be spoken are then transmitted to the device wearer.

there have been other times that bush has been spotted with this and other mysterious bulges, such as when he has had important speaking engagements, or meetings with important world leaders.

for a complete explanation of how this system works, do a google search on these words: comtek ifb
“breaker 19, breaker 19, i got a smokey on my tail….oh wait, excuse me, what i meant to say is that i’m not concerned about osama bin laden.”

these are the components which make up the ifb system bush is accused of using. the ulf earpiece transmitter is the tricky part – the loop antenna must be worn around your neck in order for the earpiece to work. the other items can be worn under your pants attached to your belt.

some experts have recognized this bulge on bush’s back. they say it is caused by wearing an “ifb radio receiver”, or what is known as a “remote cueing system” which allows the wearer to receive spoken messages, or cues wirelessly. it is commonly used in the newscasting and movie production industries.
a bush bulge is a small bulge that is apparant in the genital region of people with excessive pubic hair, especially visible when wearing tight trousers or pants made fron lycra.

it is visible as the pubic hair has become so vast that trying to hide it under normal clothes is comparable to hiding jimi hendrix’s afro under a swimming cap.
“i was gonna hit your sister till i saw her bush bulge… i was worried about getting lost in her jungle!”