bush master


a man who has s-x with women who have a large quant-ty of genital hair.
yeah….that guys a total bushmaster
any person (male or female) who is skillfully adept at having s-x with a woman.
john: “rick has had s-x with like ten women in the last year.”
steve: “ten? are you kidding me.”
john: “nope. the guy is a total bush master from what i’ve heard.”
the scapegoat of personal responsiblity, presented by select democrats as their weapon in their effort to absolve the 2nd amendment. this weapon, mis-identified as an “-ssault” rifle, is only capable of what the operator desires, much in the way a knife, a car, or their own two hands are capable of.

it has been determined that this inanimate object instantly enrages the soul of whoever holds it, hurtling them into an unquenchable flame of murder and mayhem. the fundamental basis for this theory is unfounded and fully accepted by those seeking a quick answer for a tragedy. although banning this item will prove futile in stopping school shootings, the scared and meek will feel secure in disarming the law abiding and responsible citizens of the united states.

a semi automatic rifle demonizied by the misguided wife of some cripple h-ll bent on outlawing everything in america other than sporks.
bushmaster. ahhhhh! noooooo!!!!! it shoots every time you pull the trigger!!!. it’s an -ssault rifle!!!! ruuuunnn!!!!
derogatory term for a gay p-rn star. it possibly came from subtle unwitty jokes, originally spoken by beavis in beavis and b-tthead.

example: ron jeremy has had s-x or dominated hairy bushes, the hair around the genitalia, of both s-xes.

it can be used indirectly or politically for instance:

george bush has had b-tt-s-x with osama bin laden eg promoting him into becoming bushmaster.

monica lewinski has ravaged her bush by bill clinton in the presidential office by enforcing executive decision over master of the bush.
bush master bushmaster beavis

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