trying not to gag when eating out a french girl and you succeed by not puking.
dude i almost died, if i was trained in bush survival.
- jonathan carroll
the most s-xy beast that you can find. d-mn you see that dude jonathan carroll i wanna sit on his face.
adj: premise based on a shenanigan the way she won the race was shenaniganative.
- younger sibling code
the younger sibiling shall always embar-ss the older sibiling and must also rat on them and tell their friends about the older sibilings secrets. younger brother to older brothers freinds: did you know that he has wet his bed 10 times this month? i’m required to tell you acorrding to the younger sibiling code. the […]
- buffalo field trip
the act of sitting on the toilet taking a sh-t and simultaneously chugging a beer, four loko, and/or liqour out of a funnel. dude, hand me the beer bong so i can slam a buffalo field trip before we go out.
being s-xually attracted to people who live healthy active life styles and people who make genuine effort at continuous self improvement. “hey look at the person over there shoving cake into there mouth isn’t that hot” “no, unfortunately i suffer from sanisphilia i’m only attracted to healthy people, like that girl on the bike over […]