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someone who ought to not be attending college. these people are generally completely clueless as to what they want to do with themselves but are too stupid to study a real subject and so major in business thinking that it will somehow lead to money. sadly what these sad individuals tend to not realize is that they’re a dime a dozen and should be counting their blessings if they manage to get a job that doesn’t involve the phrase “would you like fries with that?”
“that guy we just p-ssed had business major written all over him.”

“a real loser huh?”
students whom couldn’t handle a real academic path, and are now excel jockies. they yell “boom!” in your residence halls while others with actual degrees (ie: electrical engineering) are progressing themselves academically via homework and studying.
resident 1: that kid is always roaming the halls yelling “boom!” and smashing his face into walls.

resident 2: that would be a cl-ssic symptom of being a “business major.”
a member of a degenerate subspecies of humans (latin name h-m- sapiens nequequam) that bears a marked visual similarity to ordinary h-m- sapiens. the h-m- sapiens nequequam can be distinguished by the following behaviors:

– whining at the end of the semester to their professors to give them a higher letter grade in a cl-ss they failed even though they don’t understand the material because “they’ll never need to know it anyway.”
– exhibiting a complete lack of creative, artistic, scientific, or mathematical capacity, as well as any desire to exert themselves intellectually.
– having no long term goals in life other than sp-wning more ignorant brats, playing golf, watching football, and making lots of money, and generally succeeding at all but the last.
– prioritizing their school life as follows:
1. getting drunk
2. f-cking
3. making money
4. staying skinny/buff
5. spending daddy’s money
6. driving daddy’s car
7. studying
– insisting that their major really is as hard as all the others, thereby exhibiting a lack of appreciation for true academic progress reminiscent of a denizen of plato’s cave.
– voting republican.
hs guidance counsellor: so, what do you want to study in college?

moron: i dunno.

counsellor: well, what are you interested in doing with your life?

moron: banging hot chicks and raking in the cash.

consellor: how do you plan to achieve that?

moron: ima be a ceo.

consellor: …

moron: yeh dad sez i can be a business major just like him and then ill have it made.

consellor: -facepalm-