business trip


to go on a trip for business reasons

slang: to make a trip to the bathroom
guy: dude, i drank so much. i’ll be right back. taking a short business trip.

guy: joe got so scared he wet his pants!
girl: yeah, guess he tried to take a business trip but his flight got cancelled, if ya know what i mean.
a euphemism for using the bathroom, often employed when one wants his/her friends to think he/she was doing something important. like an inside joke with yourself.
person 1# ‘dude, where’d you go’
person2# ‘important business trip’
or
person 1# ‘hey! where were you?’
person 2# ‘long intense business trip
a phrase commonly used by men, saying they are leaving for business, when really they are going to cheat on their wife.
going on a business trip could refer to getting hookers in las vegas
doing rails of blow while tripping on acid. mixing lsd and cocaine.
“i heard john lost it at the party on sat-rday”.
“yeah, dude was business tripping. sh-t got ugly”.
it is when you are going to a f-ck buddy’s house to have s-x aka “business”
girl: so i’m going to take a business trip
friends: you mean to your f-ck buddy’s room?
girl: whatever!!

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