Business weight
the weight gain necessary to succeed in the business world, resulting in a satisfyingly plump form. you don’t see many slim, successful businessmen jetting around in first cl-ss. it’s also a handy excuse to let yourself go a little, as once you are rich and successful those women will come flying at you.
-“you’re having another donut?”
-“just putting on the business weight, my friend. once i get enough chub i’ll be in the money for sure!”
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