butcher’s kiss


a ‘butcher’s kiss’ is a prank or revenge act a menstruating woman can play on her sleeping partner (or any other sleeping person).

the intention is to leave a bl–dy smear across the victim’s face or body, which is the ‘butcher’s kiss’, by direct contact with the l-b–. extra props are given if the victim is not roused during the act. further props are given if the victim is still unaware of the butcher’s kiss while in public.
“i thought we were cool again, but as soon as i fell asleep she gave me a full-on butcher’s kiss. when i woke up she was laughing at me with that -sshole bob. she’d taken pictures and put them online.

i swear, man, i can’t live with my mom anymore.”

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