butt-bleed
when your nose is bleeding it’s called a “nose bleed.” when your b-tt is bleeding it’s called…a “b-tt-bleed.”
i woke up with a couple of extra people in my bed and noticed almost immediately that “joe” who had been sleeping with his head on “kita’s” shoulder, had bled all over her shirt.
“my nose is bleeding!” joe exclaimed.
“at least you don’t have a b-tt-bleed,” i said.
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