butt coaster
a towel, or other absorbent material, used to protect a bed, bench, chair, etc., from the residue moisture left over on one’s posterior after a shower, bath, or swim. the towel acts much like a coaster that is used to protect furniture, except this time it’s protecting the bed from your wet b-tt.
“can’t you please use a b-tt coaster” said jean, after i got our bed wet by sitting directly on it after coming out of the shower.
a toilet seat used for sleding.
jimmy, grab your awesome b-tt coaster. its snowing!
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