Butt Condom


1. the pre-made, paper covering that bathroom stalls provide that keep your b-tt from touching the toilet seat.

2. a similar covering with the same purpose, but is made by the user out of toilet paper.
man 1: “hey, the bathroom here has pre-made b-tt condoms, now i don’t have to worry about indirectly touching my b-tt with another man’s b-tt!”

man 2: “nice!!”

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