butt faucet
someone who talks like they know everything about anything but the only thing that comes out is pure sh-t.
dave was a b-tt faucet at poker last night.
a drawn out series of runny, nasty, liquidy bowel movements, usually composed more of stomach bile than fecal matter, and most often quite messy and splattery.
i had dinner at a hole in the wall mexican place last night and the b-tt faucet has been running ever since.
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