butt felony
a b-tt felony is a grievous offense committed to or on a b-tt. this corresponds to offenses committed by humans or by nature itself.
person 1: “oh my g-d, one of that girl’s cheeks is way bigger than the other one!”
person 2 (reply): “i know, man, what a b-tt felony!”
person 1: “hey man, nice game!” -slaps person 2’s -ss-
person 2: “hey, that was not a b-tt felony”
person 1: “hey man, nice shirt” -slaps person 2’s -ss-
person 2: “hey, that was a b-tt felony”
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the story of your b-tton and its life. a book on your b-tton and its adventures. have you read his b-ttonography? his b-ttonography is amazing! that b-ttonography won a pulitzer.
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a combination of bipolar and molar. quite simply, it is a ruthless tooth that will kick your -ss by any means neccessary. “i’m sorry, i can’t come in to work today, this byolar put of quite a fight…” “mommmmm!!!! my byolars acting up again!!!!!!”
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