butt hands
forget or screw up plans
matt: remember when i said the concert was on sat-rday, its actually today.
caroline: wow, really b-tthands that one.
the phenomenon of having a lingering odor of a girl’s -ss on yr fingers long after they’ve been up in there.
q: did you tap that -ss?
a: h-ll yeah! smell my b-tt hands!
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