butt jam


the mixture of seamen and p–p, usually produced during -n-l s-x when a man c-ms in the female.
“i was rideing carley like a dog in heat when i blasted my seed into her b-m, when i pulled my ding out it was covered in a nice little b-tt jam.” warning: do not use on sandwiches!
any act by which a person forcibly oppresses any object into an area or concept whereby that object is obviously too large to fit. also, when a dim-witted co-worker invariably and frequently, without warning, inserts his/her unwelcome or grossly irrelevant comments or discretions into a coversation they aren’t welcome to joining, often occuring during water-cooler meetings.
i wish henry wouldn’t b-ttjam his jobs into production because it really throws our workflow off.

why is henry always b-tt-jamming his dumb remarks into our happy-hour coversations?

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