butt ninja
undeniably one of the sneakiest and scariest -ss-ssins of the world. known for being able to penetrate the most secure facilities in the world with incredible ease with the sole intention of raping man -ss. b-tt ninjas have super human abilities allowing them to walk through walls, turn invisible, cling to ceilings, and run faster than light… translation: they will have s-x with your b-tt no matter what.
bro-1: “i was too afraid to shower at the empty gym last night. i kept thinking i saw a b-tt ninja out of the corner of my eye.”
bro-2: “that’s a lie, a b-tt ninja would’ve never gotten spotted by a douche like you. probably just a normal rapist.”
a karate b-tt humper
“woah! i just got raped by a f-cking sneaky b-tt ninja! i hate my life!”
asian b-ttpirates
agh! the b-ttninja are attacking! cover your -ss!
one who is a sneaky a-hole & hard to spot before it’s too late, yet considerably annoying on every level that no one wants to be around…usually due to them just being an idiot & not being able to help their own stupidity..
“that guy who showed up at the last minute to go out with the rest of us is such a b-ttninja!…we have to ditch him!!
an incredibly pungent fart that occurs without warning.
i was in the middle kissing her when this b-tt ninja comes out of nowhere and kills the mood! i was so embarr-ssed.
the state of a ninja where you rape people’s b-tts
“dude my b-tt just got raped…”
“by who?”
“i have no clue”
“maybe it was a b-tt ninja”
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- Butt Pea's
sort of like dingle berry’s but it looks like pea’s in a pod stuck to your b-tt hair. cory – dude you plugged my toilet with all that toilet paper you used! james – dude i had the worse case of b-tt pea’s!
- buttrent
as a guy, sleeping with your male landlord in lieu of money. 1. john was four weeks overdue for his rent and had no hope of finding a job, so he had to pay b-ttrent again. 2. alex was mystified by the sign on his new apartment block that stated “no cards b-ttrent will do”.
- butt scrumping
the act of willfully and yet casually scrumping peoples’ bottoms in a public place ooh mable! i think i have been the victim of a b-tt scrumping on the underground.
- babaluga
this is the sh-t that stick on the hair of an -ss. it usually sticks several hairs at once. the woman slowly opened his b-tt cheeks and stick her tongue out to lick his -ss when she saw his -ss was full with babaluga and sticked havilly.
- babot
a very ugly small baboon. always with a foul stench, and unsocial tendency’s. “hey bert, look at that guy over there chatting up those chicks, he looks like a real babot”