butt puke
a bowel movement that is mostly or completely liqud. generaly squirts out like a fire hose. liquid sh-t that usually happens after eating bad food or a night of heavy beer cunsumption.
man i was drunk last night and i had the serious b-tt puke this morning when i woke up.
diarhea varying in substance, usually containing lumps, chunks, and hot slime which burns the cornhole. resembling vomit expulsed rectally.
i won’t be in to work today, i have a case of b-ttpuke.
1. to vomit into the tube that you are f-lch-ng someone with, therefore filling the -ss with puke.
after jaay was done f-lch-ng, he had to go in the bathroom and drain the b-ttpuke from his -ss.
diarrhea. liquid sh-t. the brown fountain.
holy sh-t where’s the bathroom i’m gonna b-tt puke!!!
to spray vomit or blomit (bl–dy vomit)into the tube that you are f-lch-ng someone with, therefore filling the -n-s with puke.
after jaay was done f-lch-ng his 89 year old boyfriend, he had to go to the bathroom and drain the b-ttpuke from his r-ct-m.
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